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3-foot Churro

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At the Bronx Zoo, they've made the decision to sell 2 Churros for $7.49. If you ask them for one they will tell you it’s not possible. It gets worse. When you get the churros, you’ll realize that each one is over 18” long, meaning you’re really signing up for 4 churros. I told them I’d pay for 2 and take one, but I was peer pressured by mother-in-law into getting both and “saving one for later.” That was my intention but it didn’t happen. I ate three feet of Churros, immediately, and regretted it immediately, but especially after I woke up from a nap 2 hours, ready to puke.

Would it not be more economical to sell a simple 9” churro for $5?